bowestcarr:

fuckyeaholiviaa:

omnomagon:

itstimetomakethingsright:

livingandexsisting:

mollymisery:

never-endingwhy:

inthedarknessofsound:

nigglex:

believerofmars:

i-captainobvious:

shavokhavok:

theglassheart:

j-brooeujine-a:

thesweetemotion:

I vented about my life to Angelina Jolie because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.

(via brandieisaindiehipster)

 i got drunk with Kristen Stewart because she stole my bike :D

 i lended $500 to Miley Cyrus because i do it everyday (Y)

I stalked Channing Tatum because I am in love with him

I smoked pot with Emma Watson because my parents told me to

I murdered Kim Kardashian because I was blackmailed into it.

I started a band with Justin Timberlake because he stole my bike.

I fucked Will Smith because i’m in love with him.

I started a band with Ashton Kutcher because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.

I smoked pot with Jessica Simpson because I am in love with her. 

I fucked Katy Perry ‘cos she was asking for it ;D Oh yeah.

i vented about my life to amy winehouse because  was bored

 I fucked selena gomez because I had 6 months left to live…?

I rode a tandem bike with Anne Hathaway because i’m invincible.

I woke up naked next to Rob Pattinson, because I’m invincible

 I stalked Tiger Woods because I’m racist 0_0